THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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Anonymous asked: not what i meant. like kissy-time stuff
I was being sassy when I responded to your last. No…I don’t have kissy time with anyone.
Anonymous asked: do you have someone you fool around with
If by fool around you mean watch Frasier and eat junk food then yeah I have a lot of those.
I asked this Northern woman, ‘Where are y’all from?’ And she said, ‘I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.’ So I said, ‘OK, where are y’all from, bitch?’
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