THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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Anonymous asked: not what i meant. like kissy-time stuff

I was being sassy when I responded to your last. No…I don’t have kissy time with anyone.

Anonymous asked: do you have someone you fool around with

If by fool around you mean watch Frasier and eat junk food then yeah I have a lot of those.

I asked this Northern woman, ‘Where are y’all from?’ And she said, ‘I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.’ So I said, ‘OK, where are y’all from, bitch?’

- Charlene from Designing Women (via didaodi)